me Led the revolution in my bedroom

My name is Brandi. I'm mid-twenty-something, from Texas, but living and loving in Chicago.

Warnings and Notes
This blog will contain:

Henry Rollins
Explicit language (I curse like a sailor)
Explicit images (I like porn and naked bodies of all shapes are beautiful)
More Henry Rollins
Fangirling of Epic proportions (Music is my lifeblood)
Fangirling of epic proportions about Henry Rollins
Random philosophizing (about music, people, sex and life)
Pretty, Shiny Things (animal, vegetable, mineral and metaphorical)
Sex positive commentary
Occasional snark
Henry Rollins
The occasional Pete Wentz

HERE’S A TERRIFYING GAME

pluckypalaeontologist:

sylviasybil:

queenofzan:

infinibleu:

scottishdream:

shadowhostage:

draftyinhere:

arosynose:

aluxuthespider:

LOOK UP YOUR REAL FIRST NAME IN THE TAGS
AND THEN COUNT HOW MANY POSTS DOWN UNTIL SOMETHING NSFW

FOR ME, IT WAS TWO POSTS

GO

it was the first result

sob

I WAS EXPECTING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF CALIFORNIA. NOT THIS. *GROSS SOBBING*

Sixth result. Ha!

1st

“Indian pornstar Jazmin getting down and dirty!”

Lol, 1st

Fifth.  And—it was a video.  Oh yeah.

For my real name, it was the second post. For the male version of my real name, I scrolled through 5 pages - nothing.

For Sylvia, it’s the fifth post. For Sylvester, I scrolled through two pages - nothing.

i ran out of tag

no dice

:|

ALL OF THEM WERE PORN. LIKE THE FIRST FOUR PAGES. i didn’t scroll any further.

(via pluckyminna)

bloodcaste   11707 06.12.12
  1. shesfiction reblogged this from ionsquare and added:
    TWO and my nickname Dani, I’m not even going to try because I know of multiple pornstars with that name lmao
  2. imagineyourselfcomplexly reblogged this from tobecomeakindking and added:
    I am at 500 posts and I haven’t even found boobs. There was one post that was tagged “Aine” and “hentai” but it was in...
  3. mrcampos92 reblogged this from bearometer and added:
    178
  4. thoughttrainderailed reblogged this from bloodcaste and added:
    I DID. YOU’RE WELCOME.
  5. bloodcaste reblogged this from thoughttrainderailed and added:
    WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS BACK
  6. jadeharleysprite reblogged this from hannaisnotablogsname and added:
    picture of a girl texting under my name haha being named shajna is cool
  7. the-obvious-dyke reblogged this from gilwing and added:
    There were only two posts and one of them
  8. marioyeahdude reblogged this from cabbagepatchcat and added:
    the… ..25 ._.’
  9. madoka--swagica reblogged this from kirstinthereckless and added:
    The first one D:
  10. dramallama01 reblogged this from rocproductions and added:
    65. No joke, seriously....got tired of counting. Guess I’m not very popular.
  11. fireyturtle reblogged this from husstiel and added:
    This is depressing……I expected some lesbian porn shit no lie….I EXPECTED IT. DId I want it? NO. Did it come up? NO. AND...
  12. lady-handmaid reblogged this from davecest and added:
    nsfw for the first picture e.e
  13. straystyle reblogged this from ifelldownaholeandhitmyhead and added:
    guys guys zero. the very first post. and second.
  14. justanotherfuckass reblogged this from junkouenoshima and added:
    (*cries* IT WAS THE FIRST ONE OH MY GOD IT WAS REAL PHOTOS AND OH MY GOD JUST OH MY GOD NO NO NO OH MY GOD)
  15. the-vast-bonk reblogged this from davecest and added:
    no matter how hard i looked there was just cars D:
  16. tailycat reblogged this from junkouenoshima and added:
    2…… >_>;
  17. ifelldownaholeandhitmyhead reblogged this from junkouenoshima and added:
    5
  18. junkouenoshima reblogged this from tezpie and added:
    73
  19. pukeskypooper reblogged this from gener8 and added:
    ummm……i did this, and found...single picture of me in that
  20. draconisdulcem reblogged this from senatornanomachines and added:
    all of them were nsfw and I scrolled through a heeeeapy bunch of pages SO MANY VAGINAS
  21. senatornanomachines reblogged this from gilwing and added:
    101. That’s not how long...stuff. That’s how many posts
  22. earlsweatsock reblogged this from styleofdress and added:
    5.. I’m never going in that tag again.
  23. styleofdress reblogged this from gener8 and added:
    11…. damn it one piece.
  24. fronchoponcho reblogged this from pyrosbutt and added:
    114 :I
  25. pyrosbutt reblogged this from doctoreridanminaj and added:
    15
  26. fluffs-brain-stuffs reblogged this from littletavvy and added:
    ….14……
  27. hatenakisora reblogged this from robomegido and added:
    10 um okay then
  28. inkythulhu reblogged this from gabberforth and added:
    3rd post. Sonuva…XD
  29. mermaid-kohai reblogged this from theturntechgodhead and added:
    zero haha later peasants
  30. dedlok reblogged this from halleyharley and added:
    144. Unless you count this as NSFW Then it gors down to 6.
  31. aireyverkhovensky reblogged this from robomegido and added:
    3rd post
  32. gabberforth reblogged this from robomegido and added:
    shouldn’t have done 6
  33. letmetouchyourtrolls reblogged this from theturntechgodhead and added:
    15 XD
  34. littletavvy reblogged this from asingularchild and added:
    IT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING POST GDI
  35. theturntechgodhead reblogged this from asingularchild and added:
    38+ i stopped counting
  36. halleyharley reblogged this from doctoreridanminaj and added:
    I stopped at fifty because I didn’t see anything…
  37. the-mask-of-nihilus reblogged this from tezpie and added:
    117 My name must not be commonly used in pervy situations. I don’t know whether to be offended or relieved. Am I...
  38. answrs reblogged this from gilwing and added:
    62 posts. I am disappoint.