My name is Brandi. I'm mid-twenty-something, from Texas, but living and loving in Chicago.
Warnings and Notes
This blog will contain:
Explicit language (I curse like a sailor)
Explicit images (I like porn and naked bodies of all shapes are beautiful)
More Henry Rollins
Fangirling of Epic proportions (Music is my lifeblood)
Fangirling of epic proportions about Henry Rollins
Random philosophizing (about music, people, sex and life)
Pretty, Shiny Things (animal, vegetable, mineral and metaphorical)
Sex positive commentary
The occasional Pete Wentz
HERE’S A TERRIFYING GAME
LOOK UP YOUR REAL FIRST NAME IN THE TAGS
AND THEN COUNT HOW MANY POSTS DOWN UNTIL SOMETHING NSFW
FOR ME, IT WAS TWO POSTS
it was the first result
I WAS EXPECTING A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF CALIFORNIA. NOT THIS. *GROSS SOBBING*
Sixth result. Ha!
“Indian pornstar Jazmin getting down and dirty!”
Fifth. And—it was a video. Oh yeah.
For my real name, it was the second post. For the male version of my real name, I scrolled through 5 pages - nothing.
For Sylvia, it’s the fifth post. For Sylvester, I scrolled through two pages - nothing.
i ran out of tag
ALL OF THEM WERE PORN. LIKE THE FIRST FOUR PAGES. i didn’t scroll any further.
lady-handmaid reblogged this from davecest and added:
nsfw for the first picture e.e
ifelldownaholeandhitmyhead reblogged this from junkouenoshima and added:
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